As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases from

The Suicide Squad character deaths: Our official predictions

A part of the enjoyable of a film like The Suicide Squad is the concept nobody is secure. The premise — a crew of convicted super-criminals go on inconceivable missions with bombs of their necks to maintain them in line — is nice for high-stakes motion and stunning twists. It’s additionally good for making public predictions which you can be smug about later.

As a result of I believed it will be enjoyable, I made an inventory of characters that I believe would die in The Suicide Squad and confirmed it to my bosses and coworkers, partly to maintain me trustworthy and in addition to offer them ample time to think about a artistic punishment if I get this tremendous improper. Most probably nothing will come of that, besides possibly a mildly embarrassing replace to this weblog.

Some notes on parameters right here: I’m penning this earlier than I see The Suicide Squad, having solely seen the trailers and never learn any opinions forward of time. On condition that there are opinions on the market, I have seen Tweets about opinions, and due to that I’m conscious that the film is “violent” and “humorous,” two issues I figured can be true roughly because the film was introduced. I haven’t interviewed anybody nor spent any extra time occupied with the Suicide Squad than I usually do (which is, uh, not a lot) and my solely experience is a working data of the seminal comics run by John Ostrander, Kim Yale, et al., in addition to a passing familiarity with the final decade of their DC comics exploits.

I’ve additionally “seen” the primary Suicide Squad movie, however solely as a lot as anybody else has: with painkillers and an additional seat on either side of me to accommodate my rising disbelief. In different phrases, I’m going into this about as chilly as any comedian ebook fan and film critic may be. Which implies that I’m going to disqualify a couple of characters up entrance.

First: Harley Quinn. Permit me to court docket controversy and say that she is, at this second, extra common than Batman — or not less than, shut sufficient that protecting her round is a no brainer in our franchise-driven film panorama.

Equally, John Cena’s Peacemaker is ready for an HBO Max spinoff, so he’s off the desk, too.

Additionally, there’s no Suicide Squad with out Amanda Waller, so I received’t weigh in on her destiny both. I’m additionally ready to eat my shorts over this whole paragraph.

One ultimate factor: As a result of I’m going into this as chilly as attainable, and since this film is jam-packed with characters, I don’t actually know who’s tremendous essential and who will not be. I attempted to guess, however it’s fully attainable I’ve listed a personality that doesn’t actually matter, or omitted one which was tremendous essential.

Now for the verdicts, which I’ll kick off with a quote from Alfred Pennyworth: Who lives, who dies, who tells your story?

King Shark eats a dude in The Suicide Squad.

Picture: Warner Bros

Col. Rick Flag (Joel Kinnaman)

Typically the straight man to the extra outrageous villains, you don’t actually want Rick Flag, simply somebody in his position. Within the comics, Flag is the federal government agent chargeable for protecting the Squad in line within the discipline, and nearly at all times current. I, nevertheless, imagine that since “Rick Flag” appears like a pretend identify to start with, moviegoers wouldn’t miss him. He’ll die to save lots of Harley Quinn.

Standing by the tip: Goner.

Bloodsport (Idris Elba)

We’re, as a nation, placing behind us the times the place we disrespected Idris Elba by casting him in movies like The Darkish Tower. Idris lives.

Standing by the tip: Survivor.

Savant (Michael Rooker)

James Gunn killed Michael Rooker in his final film.

Standing by the tip: He lives.

T.D.Okay. (Nathan Fillion)

An authentic character made only for the movie whose powers could represent a spoiler, I’m gonna go forward and say he’s a joke, one the place one of the best punchline might be a comedically grotesque demise.

Standing by the tip: He bites the mud.

Captain Boomerang (Jai Courtney)

That is the position Jai Courtney was born to play. I don’t significantly care in the event you contemplate that reward or an insult.

Standing by the tip: He goes the space.

Javelin (Flula Borg)

Bear in mind Flula? Dying might be the one level of his character, whom I cannot search for.

Standing by the tip: Unsubscribed (meaning “useless”).

Blackguard (Pete Davidson)

Pete Davidson has different stuff to do, even when his complete deal is trying like he by no means does something.

Standing by the tip: Sorry Blackguard, you’re toast.

Calendar Man (Sean Gunn)

I really like Calendar Man. James Gunn loves casting his brother in bit components. All events agree: Daily is Calendar Man Day.

Standing by the tip: He lives, however after appreciable humiliation.

Nanaue/King Shark (Sylvester Stallone/Steve Agee)

Come on, who’s gonna kill King Shark.

Standing by the tip: He lives.

The Thinker (Peter Capaldi)

The Twelfth Physician performs a personality that may as nicely be a Physician Who villain, a twist nobody noticed coming. I, nevertheless, can see his finish coming.

Standing by the tip: Lol fuckity bye (he’s useless).

Polka-Dot Man(David Dastmalchian)

Polka-Dot Man is a pull so deep that he’s both radically totally different and bizarre or a throwaway gag. On condition that he’s performed by David Dastmalchian, a person who focuses on bizarre vibes, I’m placing my cash on the previous, however not a lot that I believe he’ll be one of many final villains standing.

Standing by the tip: Dies, however in a heartbreaking manner.

Ratcatcher 2 (Daniela Melchior)

It will be too merciless to have a Ratcatcher 3.

Standing by the tip: Lives

Mongal (Mayling Ng)

So far as I can inform, Mongal’s complete deal in DC Comics is being like Mongul, the Superman villain, however a lady. I don’t actually know why you’d have both in a blockbuster movie in 2021 until you meant to kill them.

Standing by the tip: Mon-gone.

These are my picks. Make a few of your personal earlier than you see The Suicide Squad, it’ll be enjoyable! Or simply make enjoyable of mine. That is likely to be extra enjoyable.

We will be happy to hear your thoughts

Leave a reply

Product Must Haves
Enable registration in settings - general
Compare items
  • Total (0)